I  am  CS Eliot

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Future Interwebz Star

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Ferociously Bloody

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Atrociously Slutty

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Precociously Nutty

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But until I'm discovered by Hollywood, I'm stuck working for cat food on CatScratch. I red-light all Catscratch productions that do not include cats. Which are then immediately green-lighted by my idiot partners. To make ends meet I also review and preview shows.

Please introduce me to anybody in Hollywood!

In the mean time, here's the latest play I'm pimping.

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