I  am  CS Eliot

Future Interwebz Star

Ferociously Bloody

Atrociously Slutty

Precociously Nutty

But until I'm discovered by Hollywood, I'm stuck working for cat food on CatScratch. I red-light all Catscratch productions that do not include cats. Which are then immediately green-lighted by my idiot partners. To make ends meet I also review and preview shows.

Please introduce me to anybody in Hollywood!

In the mean time, here's the latest play I'm pimping.